steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

grates:

i cry myself to sleep at night b/c there are so many nice clothes in the world that i dont own

Just realized the last guy I slept with kind of resembled Jack White.
So that’s why he looked so familiar.

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ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

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agayboy:

sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks  (◡‿◡✿)

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Tags: about me
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dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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